Thursday, December 17, 2009

Thoughtful Thursday

How To Be Cool

Be popular

If everybody likes you, you are cool. Listening to pop music, wearing popular styles, and speaking popular slang is a sure way to be cool. In fact, the more you look and act like everybody else, the cooler you are.

Be unpopular

If nobody likes you, you are cool. Listening to indie music, wearing strange clothing, and creating your own slang is a sure way to be cool. In fact, the less you are like anyone else, the cooler you are.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Thoughtful Thursday

How To Be Cool

Be Smart

Get a bunch of degrees, read a lot of books and newspapers, wear glasses, and speak proper English. This will make you cool.

Be Dumb

Drop out of school, eschew books, wear baseball caps, and speak a lot of slang. This will make you cool.